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I touched John Green’s crotch.

super-who-locked-in:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

Is that John Green?

SHIT THATS JOHN GREEN

(Source: masturbatorynavelgazing)

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time-sponges:

dietchola:

the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

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deep roy

Deep roy the chocolate boy

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

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stratdantro:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

sugaredpoison:

hard to believe he is now captain america

this and gagrid’s mom and dad are the most important questions 

my favorite part is he starts running before he even finishes his sentence because he just knows he’s dead

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thatblondeperson:

captkylej:

khan-locked:

BYE

A+ gif usage

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lumos5001:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

When I am watching SUPERNATURAL and there’s a hunt the only thing I do is impersonate Dean and yell “RUN, BITCH, RUN, IF YOU WANNA LIVE, YOU GOTTA MOVE, BITCH!!”

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dress like you are going to run away with the Winchesters

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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan)

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angryasiangirlsunited:

iseemtobeaverb:

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Fuck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

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What about her name? I keep seeing this all over my dashboard, but I’ve never seen it with her name in the actual post and not just in the link.

Eesha Khare. That’s who she is. Not just “Nameless-brown-girl-who-made-something.”

EESHA KHARE KICKING ASS!

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chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

(Source: moveslikecurt)

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giraffesuits:

*timmy turners dad’s voice* Canada…

(Source: pussysista)

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"I thought I’d lost you again."

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naturallystrong:

castielgratia:

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I fucking laughed so hard.

(Source: justtheladyinblack)

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