I touched John Green’s crotch.
It felt mushy.
If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in.
*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places.
I remember you.
Is that John Green?
SHIT THATS JOHN GREEN
the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy
Deep roy the chocolate boy
hard to believe he is now captain america
this and gagrid’s mom and dad are the most important questions
my favorite part is he starts running before he even finishes his sentence because he just knows he’s dead
When I am watching SUPERNATURAL and there’s a hunt the only thing I do is impersonate Dean and yell “RUN, BITCH, RUN, IF YOU WANNA LIVE, YOU GOTTA MOVE, BITCH!!”
dress like you are going to run away with the Winchesters
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
… he just slapped a fucking cobra.
I have to reboot this today!
*timmy turners dad’s voice* Canada…
"I thought I’d lost you again."